Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Christians Receive Much Needed Dating Tips

Do you struggle with dating? Are you a Christian believer who needs more confidence? Apparently, you are not alone. (Which is bound to be good news.)

There has been a sharp rise in the number of worshippers signing up to internet dating sites, but clergy are concerned that they are losing personal skills, such as flirting and reading signals.

You heard it here, first. Anyway, a guy named Peter Spalton (known as the dating doctor, according to articles, but does anyone actually call him that?) is leading classes specifically designed to help churchgoers learn to flirt, date, and find partners.

The article also lists various church-related pick-up lines. Here are a few:

'I didn't believe in predestination until tonight.'

'My parents are home, wanna come over?'

'Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV travel bible in your pocket?'

There are more of those at the link. Use them wisely.

. Via Neatorama.)

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