Apparently, it's my birthday. Today, my wife and I were at the bank and I asked her what the date was so I could deposit a check. I'm probably the only person who can go through their day not even noticing it's their birthday. I used to hide it from people, but now that I'm married I can just hide in my apartment with my wife and be left alone. People used to try to throw me parties or something but they were usually met with grumpiness. (With the exception of my family, I always welcomed their attention on this day.)
Anyway, the lovely wife made these really cool cookie cakes. Apparently, I'm hot.